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Yes, this is my new book. Yes, this time I've gone too far.

It's a collection of my most irresponsible and inappropriate blog posts, essays, and cave drawings. You might say it's 200 pages of insults, barbs, cheap shots, and dirty words. In other words, fun for the whole family!

I'm out to disrupt the disruptors -- those somber, imperious souls who have made marketing and advertising such a serious and humorless endeavor.

I am hoping this is the silliest, most immature and injudicious book about our industry you've read. And also, in some vague, juvenile way, kinda true and funny.

The book is on sale today at Amazon. It is only available in paperback. There ain't gonna be no eBook. Why?

   1. Pixels aren't funny.
   2. To test your commitment.

You see, if I have the balls to give the book this title, I want to see if you have the balls to carry it around. (And to make sure I'm not being a sexist -- for you women, I want to see if you have whatever the heck those things are that you have up there that aren't balls.)

At $6.99 the paperback is cheaper than most of the crappy eBooks you buy. So quit whining and click here.

And don't say I didn't warn you.

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